A couple years ago, some guy asked me how I got these pants up past my ankles. Instead of kicking him in the breakfast I paused and realized 2 things: He has a point because these pants are tight and severely tapered at the ankle...and if I did in fact kick him in the breakfast the pants might rip at the crotch, giving the guy reason enough to say: Dude she totally fondled me AND let me see her underwear.
Another inference could be that this is when you were in your 'celibate' phase -- no dude could get into those pants, I can't even reckon how your long feet made it in!
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